Mom fired the babysitter!

Dear Log,

I am back by popular demand 'seems. I have the blues now. Turns out Audrey is just too hard to please. I give up on her, even though I will always have a place for her in my very warm and caring heart. Maybe I am just too much for her to handle.

Also, Mom fired the Irish babysitter. Turns out, he was a compulsive liar or something. Oh well. Maybe she will buy me a new toy soon. I get bored when she is gone all day. I give her little kisses now instead of nibbles. I figured I had to grow up sooner or later.

Oh! How could I forget my shower! Nutty Mom decided to take me into the shower with her the other day. Turns out I am really skinny. Mom's worried about my stomach again. She is such a freak! I wish someone would give her a chill pill ( and I don't mean Aunt Rachel's)! Furthermore, she deep-conditioned my coat and now I smell like Lavender and I am all shiny and fluffy....blick!