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Wednesday, July 27, 2005
Bee Ay En Ay En Ay Ess
This heat has got me going ape dong! It helps when Mom holds me up to the AC unit to cool me down. She also puts ice in my water...that is refreshing. Mom told me today that she read that cats don't have sweet-toofs. She said something about missing receptors and I just floated off to a sea full of fishies...yum tuna!
I have a confession to make. Last week, I was really upset that Mom locked me out of her room again at night, so I destroyed her cell phone. She was unhappy. She needed a new one anyway though. Now she won't stop taking pictures of me with her phone. I wonder what she is doing with those pictures...
Hasta Luego
SP
I have a confession to make. Last week, I was really upset that Mom locked me out of her room again at night, so I destroyed her cell phone. She was unhappy. She needed a new one anyway though. Now she won't stop taking pictures of me with her phone. I wonder what she is doing with those pictures...
Hasta Luego
SP
Friday, July 15, 2005
Earth Shattering News
Dear Log,
I overheard Mom last night talking to one of her friends. She said that Monsieur is still alive and flippin'. I suppose I should stop knocking down the Monsieur shrine outside of my door. Hrmph...
I threw up, hurled, tossed my tuna last night around 4:30 am. I don't know what is going on. Maybe it is the heat. I am not feeling up to my fluffy finest today. Mom cleaned it up and rubbed my stomach. It is times like this that I appreciate what she does for me.
SP
http://thelmagazine.com/
I overheard Mom last night talking to one of her friends. She said that Monsieur is still alive and flippin'. I suppose I should stop knocking down the Monsieur shrine outside of my door. Hrmph...
I threw up, hurled, tossed my tuna last night around 4:30 am. I don't know what is going on. Maybe it is the heat. I am not feeling up to my fluffy finest today. Mom cleaned it up and rubbed my stomach. It is times like this that I appreciate what she does for me.
SP
http://thelmagazine.com/
Thursday, July 14, 2005
Mom fired the babysitter!
Dear Log,
I am back by popular demand 'seems. I have the blues now. Turns out Audrey is just too hard to please. I give up on her, even though I will always have a place for her in my very warm and caring heart. Maybe I am just too much for her to handle.
Also, Mom fired the Irish babysitter. Turns out, he was a compulsive liar or something. Oh well. Maybe she will buy me a new toy soon. I get bored when she is gone all day. I give her little kisses now instead of nibbles. I figured I had to grow up sooner or later.
Oh! How could I forget my shower! Nutty Mom decided to take me into the shower with her the other day. Turns out I am really skinny. Mom's worried about my stomach again. She is such a freak! I wish someone would give her a chill pill ( and I don't mean Aunt Rachel's)! Furthermore, she deep-conditioned my coat and now I smell like Lavender and I am all shiny and fluffy....blick!
I am back by popular demand 'seems. I have the blues now. Turns out Audrey is just too hard to please. I give up on her, even though I will always have a place for her in my very warm and caring heart. Maybe I am just too much for her to handle.
Also, Mom fired the Irish babysitter. Turns out, he was a compulsive liar or something. Oh well. Maybe she will buy me a new toy soon. I get bored when she is gone all day. I give her little kisses now instead of nibbles. I figured I had to grow up sooner or later.
Oh! How could I forget my shower! Nutty Mom decided to take me into the shower with her the other day. Turns out I am really skinny. Mom's worried about my stomach again. She is such a freak! I wish someone would give her a chill pill ( and I don't mean Aunt Rachel's)! Furthermore, she deep-conditioned my coat and now I smell like Lavender and I am all shiny and fluffy....blick!
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